魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2017

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 运星 5小时前 :

    剧情还是太简单太理想了,但动画里的世界,就允许他理想一点吧。运镜和动作戏非常加分。

  • 曼姿 7小时前 :

    立意,故事都很新颖。只是我看到了加勒比海盗的影子,结局不错。

  • 柔敏 9小时前 :

    自从认识了男教练,妻子穿起了裙子,露出了粗壮的小短腿,戴上了耳环,毫不在乎假造粗糙的绿松石。作为善于刻画人物内心的文艺创造者的丈夫神经竟如此大条,还以为妻子打扮给你看呢?你一定没听过女为悦己者容这句中国古话吧?

  • 芝涵 7小时前 :

    故事拍的还挺感人,就是大部分老套情节看着乏味

  • 皓锦 0小时前 :

    3.5 真是受够了后一小时迪士尼风的“和平与爱”的cliche了。还有,这塑胶海兽真的很网飞...

  • 陶舒怀 7小时前 :

    女主开启新连载并学会了开车,男主却迟迟没有新作,也丧失了司机的专属地位,权力的转移非常明显,不管最后她的副驾座有没有坐人,她在虚构和现实中都掌握了主动权,丢下陶醉在漫画“和解”结局中的男主,开始了新生活。PS:其实可以拍得更好一些,金子大地意外挺帅的

  • 珠涵 5小时前 :

    差点要被黑木华给骗过去,漫画的分镜都画的很好看,也没想到用出轨来复仇出轨的反击表现的还很温柔,虚虚实实的悬疑看到最后挺让人回味的,片尾曲还翻唱了竹内玛利亚的City Pop神曲plastic love。

  • 渠惠丽 7小时前 :

    《驯鲸高手》,画面美感满分,人物怪物表情满分,小台灯卖萌满分,剧情3分。

  • 柔玥 0小时前 :

    8分。近两年最好看的动画,有当年驯龙高手的感觉。史诗级的故事加优美的画面,非常好看。

  • 项筠竹 8小时前 :

    老梗了,跟驯龙高手差不多的套路,连小红都跟toothless长得很像

  • 蓓云 3小时前 :

    完全被题目误导,内容有点奇妙物语那种怪异风格,节奏没把握好,本来是个不错的双向浮气片。柄本佑这个角色一直一脸挫賽,真的完全没魅力。黑木华也是依旧跟谁都没CP感,也无法感觉她影后的演技,真的看见脸就讨厌,纯黑粉

  • 辰枫 6小时前 :

    历史记载可能是假,但当下进行的同样可能是一场秀。不能因为当下情况的改善而认为历史上从未发生过种族歧视、权力剥夺的种种问题,蓄意引导曲解历史更是别有用心。说的就是zz正确的很多方面。

  • 铎锦欣 0小时前 :

    千万不要惹女人,真的是惹不起啊惹不起

  • 郗惜天 0小时前 :

    一般般,本来能算及格6三星,但这个的zzzq太满了,多人镜头就是各种族肤色合集

  • 海蔓 2小时前 :

    Being impressed after seeing Buzz last month. Sony’s animation getting better. The story is slightly beyond normal kids one. The animatic are not bad tho. Looking forward their future work.

  • 边访冬 0小时前 :

    原本觉得不够高明,直到最后一刻才回过味来;妙就妙在,谁也不知道妻子的漫画内容是真是假,她为自身营造了最恐怖的神秘感,一如“消失的爱人”,这场精妙的复仇足矣令老公对她一世牵挂。

  • 朋元忠 7小时前 :

    佐和子用漫画揪住了丈夫的大尾巴,最后支棱着的毛儿眼见假装顺了顺,却依旧没逃过妻子的步步为营,一下子刺得更高了,直接扎心,真假真,妙!爽!

  • 萱丽 2小时前 :

    立意,故事都很新颖。只是我看到了加勒比海盗的影子,结局不错。

  • 生痴瑶 5小时前 :

    大众瓦罐车为啥方向盘上不是大众标志呢。男主出轨被女主知道,女主用漫画画出来,还画出自己跟驾校教练好上了,男主然后承认了自己出轨,祈求女主原谅,然后女主告诉男主漫画里她跟驾校教练的剧情是编的,然后还是夜里偷偷跟教练走了。我觉得这也没啥,男主可以跟出轨对象在一起了也不错呢,那个妹子更漂亮。屁大点婚姻出轨的事居然能拍成一部电影,而且居然我还看完了。

  • 蒋曼雁 7小时前 :

    哇塞好厉害的想象力~果然是在漫画和现实中穿梭。只有学会了开车是真的,谁知道最后转头微笑的副驾上有没有人呢~

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